Is Chuck Norris gay or straight?

Here you find the sexual orientation of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is heterosexual / straight

Why people think Chuck Norris is not gay
On November 18, 2008, Norris became one of the first members of show business to express support for the California Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage

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Chuck Norris gaydar

According to 16593 visitors Chuck Norris is 29% gay.
However, the average gay-rating on gay-or-straight.com is 69%, which means Chuck Norris is very straight in comparison to other celebrities on this website.


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150 Comments


  Kevin @ 2011-11-12 0 up,1 down
Yep, he has been in the closet all his life. Wife is a beard.
  richard @ 2011-11-25 0 up,1 down
yes he is gay because i have a friend who sleep with him fayetteville, nc one night and i saw him leaving the next morning. he would ride around in a large rv and pick guys up.
  alkolog @ 2011-11-29 0 up,1 down
he is the biggest gay in the world.
  Nicole @ 2011-12-12 149 up,42 down
Overcompensation.
  Crash @ 2011-12-12 1 up,0 down
Whoever called him gay is gonna get a big fat can of roundhouse ass whooping.
  johnny @ 2011-12-18 0 up,1 down
It's well known he's gay.
  Trixie @ 2011-12-25 0 up,1 down
My ex trained with him back in the day...he is not straight.
  Andy @ 2011-12-30 0 up,1 down
He is a little bummer who thinks he is a tough guy. Get in the mma you gay dwarf.
  Mike Tyson @ 2011-12-30 0 up,1 down
I want to bum the ginger gay midget.
  Peter Best @ 2012-01-06 1 up,0 down
Chuck Norris is definalty not gay. People who think he is gay get physiatric help!!!!!!!! You are all mentally disturbed
see a perfesional psychologist for hells bells. Chuck is so not gay and a legend a total legend.
  Connie @ 2012-01-06 1 up,0 down
He is not gay my famous uncle knows him just to set the record straight. Definatly not gay.
  Chuck Norris @ 2012-01-08 1 up,0 down
I have your adresses. Run.
  Trevor @ 2012-01-10 1 up,0 down
Chuck is a legend in the movie buidness and martial arts field. He is black belt and definatly not gay. In Australia we love him and as an amatuer martial artist, thank him for the contribution to martial arts.

Go Karate - Wing chung - Brazilian ju jitsu shoot fighting.
  Trevor @ 2012-01-10 1 up,0 down
Chuck is a legend in the movie buidness and martial arts field. He is black belt and definatly not gay. In Australia we love him and as an amatuer martial artist,we thank him for the contribution to martial arts.

Go Karate - Wing chung - Brazilian ju jitsu shoot fighting.
  buster @ 2012-01-22 0 up,1 down
I dont think he's gay, but I voted 100°/. Gay, out of spite!
In my mind, all the men are gay and all the women are bi- a little bi, maybe 25°/.!
  David blane NY @ 2012-01-26 1 up,0 down
Chuck gay? Well drugs are gay.!! Being a drunk is gay.!!
Chuck gay come on seriuosly Chuck gay, have you been reading grimm's fairy tails or asop's fairly tails.

We all like good fantasy storys but hulucinations are not good.!!!! Stop drinking and taking drugs that will stop your hulucinations about chuck.!!
  A Person @ 2012-01-26 1 up,0 down
Chuck's so straight that he sells propane.
  Taylor @ 2012-02-01 1 up,0 down
You cant call Chuck Norris gay. And even if he was he is Chuck Norris...
  Hammer @ 2012-02-03 1 up,0 down
The ones who call Chuck Norris gay are probably gay themselves. Chuck's straight.
  Chuck @ 2012-02-05 1 up,0 down
Hey yall chuck here, just to confirm I am not Gay, Just curious, I like to give it to my gay friends so who is on the recieving end is the gay one..thank for your time...
  th3v1ct3m @ 2012-02-06 1 up,0 down
i dont think hes gay just how he whores his self out to the media and internet now thats gay.
  Bruce Lee @ 2012-02-13 0 up,1 down
Oh please, that little homo cried when I kicked his ass. His round house kick? It's a joke. That's why he still cowers in fear when he hears my name. And please, would some... most... All of you get "Hooked On Phonics" Or pay attention in school? Your spelling is god awful I mean, damn I've seen FOBs who spell better than you. Good day
  everyone @ 2012-02-23 1 up,0 down
this site is gay and completely useless
  Gayguy @ 2012-02-23 1 up,0 down
oh hi, I'm gay and Chuck is not gay. Ever heard about the sixth sense we gay do have? Well I'm using it right now... however, I can sense a lot of gay people wish he was gay, reason why they are voting him gay. Well, just go and check Adolf Hitler, 32% said he was gay, so, I guess this is a gay site where gay people vote for who they wish they could f*ck their ass... Sorry but it's true. And yes, I'm gay and this site is too...
  @ 2012-02-26 0 up,1 down
Just for all the people up top. Gay people can be martial arts legends too. And just because people are calling him gay doesn't mean they hate him, but he's a homophobe, so I hate him
  @ 2012-02-26 0 up,1 down
Of course gay people can be awesome martial artists. Here in Germany we have a local martial arts hero named Mathis Landwehr. He's gay as hell, but he is one f*cking amazing martial artist!
  Lloyd Kimber @ 2012-02-27 1 up,0 down
Chuck Norris is a manly man and NOT a homosexual. This is a disgusting attack on a man who would have no inkling of what you people are discussing. Also, he will tear you a new one before sending you to hell for eternal sodomy from a demon. Remember THAT!
  Tree @ 2012-02-28 1 up,0 down
Chuck Norris gay? No that don't even register in my head. Whoever call him gay deserve a straight kick to the head. Steve Seagal maybe but Chuck? No.
  Brittanie @ 2012-03-01 1 up,0 down
Chuck Norris does'nt laugh, he Chuckles.What does Chuck Norris put in his milk? .CHUCKlate NORRISment!There is no I in team but there is in Chuck Norris.Sperm waehls are produced every time Chuck Norris cums!Did you know that the force of the North , the mouth of the south , the beast of the east , and the best of the west , are all one man! .Chuck Norris!!!Everytime Chuck Norris does a round house kick, time slows down!A solar eclipse only occurs everytime Chuck Norris takes a shit!Did you know the fountain of youth is actually Chuck Norris's penis!The only thing that can kill Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Micheal Meyers, and Leatherface, is a round house kick from Chuck Norris!Chuckie from child's play , is actaully Chuck Norris's doll from his youth!Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father!When the Grimm Reaper is on Vacation Chuck Norris takes over!Chuck Norris can see with his eyes closed!Chuck Norris can hear hair grow!Chuck Norris makes pregnant women pregnant!The Hulk reverts back to Bruce Banner when Chuck Norris is around!Chuck Norris uses Samurai swords for toothpicks!Chuck Norris has no heart, its a black hole!Chuck Norris' Round house kicks can produce Mach 10 sound vibrations, light distortion, a 10.4 apacalypse quake, illegal movements that break both Murphy,Boyle, and Newton laws of science, and causes a ripple in time, that causes time to repeat so repititiously that you suffer Chuck Norris kicks multiple times by accident!!!
  Manners @ 2012-03-02 1 up,0 down
I was in a long-term gay relationship with Chuck for about 9 years. The last few years, it would take him forever to cum when we had sex. One day, I suggested he try having sex with a woman. He did, and he liked it a bit. So he's not gay. He's bi.
  el macho @ 2012-03-06 0 up,1 down
chuck norris is so gay that he is the biggest and baddest gay in the world,,,,,,,, noboby is gayer than him cause he is chuck norris
  BD @ 2012-03-10 0 up,1 down
He picked me up when I was 19. He likes surfer blond types. His whole "born again" nonsense is a hiding place for him, hiding from himself. Why would you people assume that his publicity is who he REALLY is?
  BD @ 2012-03-10 0 up,1 down
He picked me up when I was 19. He likes surfer blond types. His whole "born again" nonsense is a hiding place for him, hiding from himself. Why would you people assume that his publicity is who he REALLY is?
  StraightisGreat @ 2012-03-17 0 up,1 down
U wanna know the truth, BD and others on here are full of sh!t... Gay people and bi's are so confused all the time, they shouldn't even have the right to vote, 10 mins on here says it all..:-)
  @ 2012-03-17 0 up,1 down
he's so gay
  Greg @ 2012-03-18 0 up,1 down
He's so asexual, you know.
  doug @ 2012-03-18 1 up,0 down
we f*cked. He is bi. I am bi. Live with it.
  @ 2012-03-20 0 up,1 down
He's a Republican, that's ultra gay.
  Mike @ 2012-04-01 0 up,1 down
"but he's a homophobe, so I hate him"

LOL - I guess you've got the moral high ground, eh?
  ChuckN @ 2012-04-06 170 up,133 down
Chuck Norris isn't gay...but if he were, "Gay" would be a synonym for Total Bad Ass.
  OnTheMark @ 2012-04-08 0 up,1 down
I've picked up that vibe from him long ago and suspected he was a major bottom.
  @ 2012-04-09 0 up,1 down
Fuck u straightisgreat ;(
  Butch @ 2012-04-10 0 up,1 down
His politics are a bit queer but it appears he exclusively prefers younger blondes.
  ric @ 2012-04-11 0 up,1 down
my best friend gave him head in a rest area in fayetteville, nc
  StraightDog @ 2012-04-17 1 up,0 down
This site is gay.
  HooterSmoocher @ 2012-04-20 1 up,0 down
The only people on here who say that Chuck Norris is gay are the wishful thinking gays themselves.
  God @ 2012-04-27 1 up,0 down
Chuck Norris isn't gay. Do you think God is gay?
  star @ 2012-04-28 0 up,1 down
No, he's gay at all ,I've watch him growing thru out the years.
  star @ 2012-04-28 0 up,1 down
No, he's gay at all ,I've watch him growing thru out the years.
  @ 2012-05-08 0 up,1 down
I've banged Charles. And I'm a dude. A hairy sweaty dude.
  Truthfullness @ 2012-05-12 57 up,253 down
Chuck Norris is a legend and is definalty noy Gay. He is a Black belt martial artist, as well as a dam good actor. Martial arts like karate, jujitsu, judo, wing chung and Brazillian jujitsu are cooll.

I am black belt in 4 different martial arts 4-6 dan. So leave Chuck alone or i will hunt you down like in the movie born identity. You will never see me comming. A Chuck fan for ever and ever Chuck is a cool actor
  chuck norris @ 2012-05-17 1 up,0 down
HEY IM NOT GAY ANYMORE ;{
  in the know @ 2012-05-19 0 up,1 down
Anyone that Butch is a power top if I've ever seen one. Add in the fact that he is a known conservative there is is no doubt 100% gay.
  cojonius @ 2012-05-21 1 up,0 down
Chuckster is going to pay you guys a visit...he's not gay, but his new wig is....
  Abbs @ 2012-05-21 77 up,38 down
OMG...LMAO. Seriously, I'm surprised it doesn't say "-25%" or something....LOL!! God, it'd be the funniest thing ever if he WAS gay...
  @ 2012-06-02 1 up,0 down
Chick Norris has a sixth sense that he can tell if you call him gay on this website.... he will find you and destroy you..
  Coote @ 2012-06-03 1 up,0 down
wtf hes not gay. Hes a straight guy for fucks sake
  Blendo @ 2012-06-11 116 up,37 down
Chuck Norris is neither gay nor straight while simultaneously being both gay and straight. His appeal is universal.
  Jordan @ 2012-06-25 1 up,0 down
I will round house kick you in the face if you say that he is gay
  @ 2012-06-25 1 up,0 down
Wow, Chuck Norris could teach most of these posters how to spell/type in proper english!
  John @ 2012-06-25 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris is gay for himself because only Chuck Norris can satisfy Chuck Norris!!!
  Bruce Lee @ 2012-06-28 0 up,1 down
SORRY, BUT COMPARED TO ME EVERYONE IS GAY
  Norm @ 2012-07-07 64 up,70 down
how he could be gay, he's homophobe.........
  capnsamsam @ 2012-07-07 1 up,0 down
ok yeah IDGAF about this chuck dude.....but....DESTERY AND NATE ARE THE BEST PPL EVBAR!!! DES IS SO SEXY AND SO IS NATE! *sigh* thank you and have a....good..(?) day MUAHAHAHA GO MCR!!
  Chuck norris @ 2012-07-10 1 up,0 down
Im going to hunt you all down
  Chuck norris @ 2012-07-10 1 up,0 down
Im going to hunt you all down
  Borris @ 2012-07-11 0 up,1 down
Chuck is 100% gay and 100% straight at the same time.
  K @ 2012-07-11 106 up,62 down
Of Course he's gay he so anti gay that he's really just hiding in the closet
Duh
  fred @ 2012-07-15 0 up,1 down
HE'S GAY! UNDERRATED ACTOR, WITHOUT TALENT AND FUGLY
  DaFuk @ 2012-07-15 0 up,1 down
Hahahahaha if he can hunt me down for calling him gay then why isn't he hertyviygviuybiyugytuiuygutfturciuhbiugviygviytviygviygvi
  Bingo @ 2012-07-16 1 up,0 down
Gayness could not express itself in more resplendent manner as it did when it embodied the bearded semblance of Chuck Norris.
  China @ 2012-07-19 0 up,1 down
He enjoys the down low!
  john boy @ 2012-07-21 0 up,1 down
no he is not gay but he does love getting his c-ck su-ked by a gay man.
  @ 2012-07-24 0 up,1 down
Don't think he is gay just his movies are. With extra cheese on the side
  ALE J RODRIGUEZ @ 2012-07-24 0 up,1 down
YOU I AM GAY WHY DON'T YOU SUCK SOME ASS AND DON'T BE A BIG BITCH OKAY
  ALE J RODRIGUEZ @ 2012-07-24 0 up,1 down
YOU I AM GAY WHY DON'T YOU SUCK SOME ASS AND DON'T BE A BIG BITCH OKAY
  NoName @ 2012-07-28 1 up,0 down
He'
  RandomStraightGirll @ 2012-07-31 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris may be straight, but he's as fugly as an elephant's ass!
  RandomStraightGirll @ 2012-07-31 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris may be straight, but he's as fugly as an elephant's ass!
  Marcus @ 2012-08-10 138 up,23 down
chuck norris isnt gay, straight or bi. he can breed with himself. he doesnt need to have a gender preference cause he just needs to look at someone in a certain way and they become impregnated.
  @ 2012-08-21 1 up,0 down
God you're all dumb
  Bobbish @ 2012-08-24 1 up,0 down
I have a friend who has been to bed with him.
  Bobbish @ 2012-08-24 1 up,0 down
I have a friend who has been to bed with him.
  Bobbish @ 2012-08-24 1 up,0 down
I have a friend who has been to bed with him.
  Your worst nightmares @ 2012-08-25 1 up,0 down
Hello every one why are you bothering to write all this bullshit and frogshit.! This is a 100 % rubbish shit. Who cares who is gay or not.!!!!
All i know is Chuck Norris is not gay at all 100% not gay.!!

I personally think you are all sick and twisted in the head. I am your worst nightmare well connected world wide and are black belt at judo - karate. Leave Chuck Norris alone. !!!!!!!!!! Get a clue and a life.

Have you nothing better to do than rubbish people. Shows you how shallow you are with no moral fibre. Chuck is 100 % straight and a wonderful person - actor. Get real peoples this site is crap.!! Leave Chuck and other celebs alone. Grow up.

P.S Chuck you are a wonderful actor.!!!!!!!!
  Chuckismybitch @ 2012-08-27 1 up,0 down
If washing my drawers while in D block is "straight" then you can call my hoe straight. But when everyone's got TV time and there ain't nuthin on but Caddy Shack, I am all up in that ass with a peanut butter lube.
  robin @ 2012-09-12 1 up,0 down
no he is not gay,
  robin @ 2012-09-12 1 up,0 down
no he is not gay,
  Robbie @ 2012-09-16 1 up,0 down
Do not call him gay, he will kill you!
  Samantha @ 2012-09-18 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris is gay in the traditional meaning of the word only - ie he is a very happy man....haha ;D
  jay @ 2012-09-19 42 up,17 down
The only thing that was gay was how he tried to look super manly doing stunts and wearing those boots on Walker Texas Ranger. Just saying
  Odin @ 2012-09-27 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris is not human and comes from the planet Gay, where all gays are martial arts experts. Different planets, diffferent strokes, as they say,
  @ 2012-10-01 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris ia As3xual
  Schifty @ 2012-10-07 52 up,52 down
Not gay. Talentless actor, sure. Martial arts legend -- debatable; he's been in very few actual fights; in the ring, he only fought for points. Shill for the lunatic Christian right wing -- definitely. Not gay.
  James @ 2012-10-08 0 up,1 down
No @Kevin (first post) his wife isn't his beard... his beard is his second wife ;)
  Bobby @ 2012-10-08 1 up,0 down
you guys are stupid
  Chuck Norris @ 2012-10-18 1 up,0 down
If Chuck was gay it would ruin my life.
  Chuck Norris @ 2012-10-18 1 up,0 down
If Chuck was gay it would ruin my life.
  Chuck Norris @ 2012-10-18 1 up,0 down
If Chuck was gay it would ruin my life.
  Erin @ 2012-10-22 0 up,1 down
Yea he came out in like 1980.
  Glup @ 2012-10-23 0 up,1 down
I think he's gay but he doesn't come out.
  @ 2012-10-31 43 up,27 down
My comment is not intended to be in any way, shape or form homophobic. That said, Chuck Norris's heterosexuality should pull so far to the left that it breaks the dial.
  Gott @ 2012-11-03 40 up,69 down
Chuck norris cant be gay because he is chuck norris
and have no mistakes
  dean @ 2012-11-04 1 up,0 down
This man ain't gay. He rules!
  The Truth @ 2012-11-09 0 up,1 down
He is absolutely gay. There's nothing wrong with it, he just prefers the sexual companionship of men. It is however, a disgrace that he doesn't represent the gay community, all because of his image. The "short" beard, for the most part, has been an on going, private sign amongst gay male celebrities. Please try to open your minds and be kind.
  fs @ 2012-11-14 70 up,54 down
He is gay and trying to overcompensate.
  Fact @ 2012-11-19 1 up,0 down
Its a well known fact that no one who called Chuck gay will comment again. Seeing as Chuck came to each one of their homess and sexed them all to death. Remember: Gay is mostly on the recieving end.
  yoman @ 2012-11-19 1 up,0 down
dude is parkour
  Chuck Norris @ 2012-11-19 1 up,0 down
What the hell. Why am I on this website. Who ever made this and who ever voted me to be gay, well lets just say you will regret it.
  Mike @ 2012-11-21 1 up,0 down
He's so straight that the gay-o-meter rotated, counter-clockwise, all the way around its axis, 1,000 times. Were the meter finally ended up is arbitrary. :)
  Lem from Oz @ 2012-11-28 20 up,18 down
If the meter was in the same grid square as the Big C it would register negative infinity. It's that simple :p
  Chuck @ 2012-12-06 1 up,0 down
If Chuck Norris were gay he's be the only person in the history of time who could bugger himself.
  That person @ 2012-12-08 55 up,19 down
Im too afraid to say he's gay.
  @ 2012-12-09 30 up,12 down
Chuck Norris is the negative control of this test
  Aaron @ 2012-12-10 1 up,0 down
Chuck norris is so straight that with one look he makes gay people straight
  The Rock Snob @ 2012-12-10 33 up,16 down
Chuck Norris single-handedly TURNED me gay with that bathroom scene in "Good Guys Wear Black" from 1977. He brought everything into focus, so THANKS, Chuck.
  @ 2012-12-13 0 up,1 down
He is so gay he has probably graduated from one of those church gay brain reconfiguration courses. He is so gay that he is now a republican who hates gays and himself.
  Hotspot @ 2012-12-13 34 up,32 down
Chuck Norris is a homophobe, a very religious one that dislikes LGBT people strongly... I can't say I am a fan of him... he is definitely not gay.
  Rocko @ 2012-12-14 0 up,1 down
Total homo...the thick mustache the feathered hair...and his 30 minute homo erotic fight scene with Bruce Lee he had Brucey moaning like a cat in heat...nuff said.
  Rocko @ 2012-12-14 0 up,1 down
Total homo...the thick mustache the feathered hair...and his 30 minute homo erotic fight scene with Bruce Lee he had Brucey moaning like a cat in heat...nuff said.
  Beel @ 2012-12-18 0 up,1 down
I could swear I saw a b+w gay smoker film years ago where Chuck, um, wasn't acting straight. Either he was desperate for $$, or he's 'MO
  chucknorris @ 2012-12-26 1 up,0 down
chuck norris can be gay, bisexual and straight at the same time
  Richard @ 2013-01-02 14 up,35 down
The ultimate gay fantasy would be to be Chuck's prison wife. Chuck Norris may not like gay men but we will always love you Chuck! Whatever you say we will just turn the other cheek!
  Robert @ 2013-01-05 12 up,32 down
I do not believe Chuck Norris is gay but definitely anti Southern and completely illiterate. That fact is based on him believing The Second Confederate Navy Jack Flag represents racism and hate. Don't go by what I say...just watch reruns of Walker.
  Robert @ 2013-01-05 0 up,1 down
I do not believe Chuck Norris is gay but definitely anti Southern and completely illiterate. That fact is based on him believing The Second Confederate Navy Jack Flag represents racism and hate. Don't go by what I say...just watch reruns of Walker.
  Glenn @ 2013-01-05 0 up,1 down
gay, talentless and anti Southern
  Glenn @ 2013-01-05 0 up,1 down
I agree-gay, talentless and anti Southern as is evidenced by Walker Texas Ranger.
  Glenn @ 2013-01-05 0 up,1 down
I agree-gay, talentless and anti Southern as is evidenced by Walker Texas Ranger.
  Bill @ 2013-01-05 1 up,0 down
You people are sick
  Bill @ 2013-01-05 1 up,0 down
You people are sick.
  NIGGER @ 2013-01-06 0 up,1 down
DIS NIG BE GAY YO
  NIGGER @ 2013-01-06 0 up,1 down
DIS NIG BE GAY YO
  Rick @ 2013-01-16 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris is totally gay. "But he's a big mean homophobe who fights for the Christian Right..." Newsflash: homophobes are generally repressed gays themselves. Learn the facts about Chuck Norris.

"Brokeback Mountain" is based loosely on the events of Chuck Norris' life.

After a night of passionate love with Tony Danza, Chuck Norris took the morning after pill, fearing an unwanted pregnancy.

Although he has the power to eliminate them, Chuck Norris allows emos to exist. Jesus rolls his eyes at this gesture every time.

As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo c0ck sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.

Brad Pitt adopted one of Chuck Norris' children, and Chuck Norris still won't marry him.

Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.

Chuck Norris always insists that he's joking when he snickers in his camp voice, "I'm going outside to have a f@g, and then I'm going to have a cigarette." But we all know he's not joking.

Chuck Norris and the Total Gym sold out for the same reason: they're both CHEAP.

Chuck Norris' beard is actually a merkin. He can't function without a man's pubes on his face.

Chuck Norris beats off to "Pretty in Pink" three times a day with a wax figure of Andrew McCarthy lodged in his ass.

Chuck Norris' burps smell like semen.

Chuck Norris called "all-time crush" on Leif Garrett.

Chuck Norris came up with the idea for his look after many years studying the Brawny paper towel man.

Chuck Norris can suck the AIDS virus right out of a grown man's c0ck, then spit it into a bottle for research.

Chuck Norris changed his name to Chuck Norris because Gaping Bloody Vagina seemed too "butch."

Chuck Norris checks his closet for Michael Jackson before he goes to bed. He is disappointed when he doesn't find him.

Chuck Norris claims he is "Ms. New Booty."

Chuck Norris clutches the hell out of his Coach bag.

Chuck Norris cried during The Notebook.

Chuck Norris experiences heavy flow on account of his wide-set vagina.

Chuck Norris fans are upset because Anti-Chuck Norris fans don't spend hours coming up with witty rebounds. They just remember flicking through "Walker, Texas Ranger" and coming up with thousands of true, funny things to say about Chuck Norris. For instance, Chuck Norris is a martial artist who wears a cowboy hat in Texas and sports a ginger beard and tight jeans.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and dedly. Dedly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose.

Chuck Norris fears no man! Only women.

Chuck Norris gave a thumbs up on "Dodgeball" because he thought William Shatner was asking him out.

Chuck Norris gives all his friends back, sack and crack waxes. But he is very gentle with them.

Chuck Norris goes to bars and slips roofies into his own dirty martinis in hopes of getting picked up.

Chuck Norris has 11 scrapbooks full of "Love Is" cartoons.

Chuck Norris has a summer home on "Brokeback Mountain."

Chuck Norris has never ridden a bull as hard as he has ridden a c0ck.

Chuck Norris has seen more black c0ck than a KFC urinal.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a homo.

Chuck Norris hasn't completed a full roundhouse kick since 1998, when he tore his sack during a taping of "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Chuck Norris' iPod has "Princess" written in Swarofsky crystals on it.

Chuck Norris is credited with the invention of bottled water.

Chuck Norris is currently choreographing and starring in a gay pr0n with Chad Kroeger called "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean."

Chuck Norris is from Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas. Chuck Norris has no horns.

Chuck Norris is Jesus to mindless, trend-loving Americans. He even turns water into wine coolers.

Chuck Norris is seen at the pet store weekly buying gerbils. He then stuffs them up his ass.

Chuck Norris is so gay that when he goes to the donkey show, he gets jealous of the woman.

Chuck Norris is the only man who can enter a strip club with $500 and leave with $500.

Chuck Norris is wanted for raping 10 different men during last year's Carinaval celebration in Brazil. The United States has refused the Brazilian extradition request.

Chuck Norris keeps a d!ck up his ass as much as possible to keep Jet Li from kicking it.

Chuck Norris likes to get a good night's sleep...with as many men as possible.

Chuck Norris listens to Fall Out Boy and cries.

Chuck Norris loves hemorrhoids. He calls them "speed bumps."

Chuck Norris' milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills and merely blinked because the gay pr0n he was watching was too exciting to sleep through.

Chuck Norris once decided to donate sperm, but Heath Ledger refused to take it.

Chuck Norris once sent himself flowers on Valentine's Day to trick people into thinking he had a girlfriend. Too bad he signed the card, "From Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once stuck his c0ck up a man's nose, then accidentally into his ear, then back into his nose.

Chuck Norris once was at the theater watching Crossroads, when someone spotted him sending the following text message to someone: "Count me in on the gay clown orgy."

Chuck Norris only started taking Karate lessons because his friends made fun of the fact that he went to Yoga classes on Tuesday and Thursday.

Chuck Norris punctuates all his roundhouse kicks with a period. The bloody kind.

Chuck Norris really DOES know the meaning of "Just Say No," because he just says no all the time...to women.

Chuck Norris' recites a line from The Notebook as his finishing move in a scrapped version of Mortal Kombat.

Chuck Norris says "I am... I mean, you are what you eat, d!ck."

Chuck Norris scored an 8 on the “Are you a good boyfriend” quiz in Cosmo.

Chuck Norris sits down to pee.

Chuck Norris starred in "Firewalker," a film in which he does not walk on fire.

Chuck Norris started the "Chuck Norris Facts" in hopes of finding a new love. Upon finding out the majority of fans using the facts were guys, Chuck Norris wept with joy.

Chuck Norris sucks d!ck for cab fare and then walks home.

Chuck Norris thinks that hot rod races are circle jerks. Accordingly, he shows up in drag.

Chuck Norris turned down Tom Hanks' role in Philadelphia because, he said, "It hits to close to homo... I mean home."

Chuck Norris uses 5 tampons a day. The heavy-duty kind.

Chuck Norris' vagina is so wide that his thighs don't touch even when his legs are crossed.

Chuck Norris was approached by Mattel to market his controversial Homo Kung Fu Doll. However, the test market in San Francisco found it too gay and went with the Ru Paul Line instead. They kept the Kung Fu grip.

Chuck Norris was disowned by his father when it was discovered Chuck Norris could do the splits before learning to walk.

Chuck Norris was fired and arrested from his job at a Dallas Texas school after a video showed him smelling the football players jock straps. He was taken into custody oddly enough by a real Texas Ranger named Walker.

Chuck Norris was once spit on by a camel. Chuck Norris then broke out in anger, singing "My Humps" at the top of his lungs to regain his dignity.

Chuck Norris was once the subject of a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" bukkake. The tears of joy he wept reanimated both Jean Cocteau, who filmed the event, and Oscar Wilde, who made snide comments about Norris' masculinity.

Chuck Norris was seen running out of Jenny Craig crying because his strict diet of Tony Danza's spunk didn't work.

Chuck Norris watches the Olympics, but only for the pole vaulting competition, when he can be heard screaming "Plant that pole and unleash on the
backside!!" at the top of his lungs.

Chuck Norris will fight you any time of the day. Except when "The View" is on.

Chuck Norris will ram his rod straight down the throat of anyone who calls him gay. He's just funny like that.

Chuck Norris won't suck one, but he will hold it in his mouth until it goes soft.

Chuck Norris’ farts smell like Vaseline.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris learned the roundhouse kick not from Bruce Lee, but by jumping up and twirling around in vain, attempting to unwedge his panties from his ass.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of showing everyone how loose his asshole is.

For Chuck Norris, the roundhouse kick is not a signature move, it's just the closest he can come to his high school cheerleading days, which he misses sorely.

Freddy Mercury wrote "Fat Bottomed Girls" after a passionate night with Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were gay, his name would be... oh wait.

If you bother Chuck Norris during Grey's Anatomy he'll, like, totally be peeed at you for weeks.

If you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Canyon, it echoes back "is a pu$$y."

In a recent poll, Chuck Norris beat the Hamburglar as the "World's Biggest Ass Bandit."

In preparation for his future role as a gay cowboy, a young Jake Gyllenhaal spent a year as Chuck Norris' understudy on the set of "Walker, Texas Ranger."

It was reported that Chuck Norris had given millions of dollars to AIDS research. After a thorough investigation, the reports were found to be false because Chuck had actually said, "I've given millions AIDS."

Richard Simmons once told Chuck Norris to quit acting like such a f@g.

The chief import of Chuck Norris is c0ck.

The devil wears Prada. Chuck Norris made him.

The origin of the name “Norris” is actually French. The translation of the word “Chuck” means homosecksual.

When asked what his favorite movie was, Chuck Norris replied, “The Notebook. No, no, no, wait I’m just kidding! It's Garden State.”

When asked who his favorite actor was, Chuck Norris replied, “Jonathan Taylor Thomas from Home Improvement. Wait, uh, I mean Arnold Schwarzenegger or, uh, Sylvester Stallone! Yeah, they’re manly right?!”

When Chuck Norris has secks with men, it's not because he ran out of women, but because women couldn't find his pen!s when he wanted to have secks with them.

When Chuck Norris sings karaoke, it's always Jewel. And you can bet your ass that you won't see him looking at the monitor for the words.

When they asked Chuck Norris to be in Brokeback Mountain 2 he simply said "How many secks scenes?"
  Martin @ 2013-01-19 20 up,31 down
sure, .. chuck is a cool martial artist and chuck, Rocks, But all that aside for a second.
How can he be gay , He's married to a woman guys, cmon, think for a second
  Scott @ 2013-01-19 0 up,1 down
Chuck Norris' sexuality is so far beyond human comprehension that conventional language can't even be used to describe it. Chuck can pull anyone he wants into his dimension and have s*x with them then return them to what they were doing beforehand and they have no knowledge that anything even happened, but may wonder why all of their orifices are so sore. Chuck's manhood is so large he has to use a special compression algorithm to prevent k*lling his s*x partners.
  Gaydar @ 2013-01-20 0 up,1 down
Chuckie is 100% gay, that's quite obvious in his over compensatory style.
  Gary @ 2013-01-21 1 up,0 down
Chuck can say whatever he likes about gay people. Most gay people just have hissy fits and they are dirty humans. What there doing is sick, very sick. It's as bad as some criminals things they have done.

I agree with Chuck gays have no morals. We should not accept them at all as they all are sick criminals. But no you can't speak out againts gay's at all or your seen to be predudice. The world is stuffed-evil when your freedom of speach is taken away.

Anyway Chuck is definatley not gay and he is 100% correct on what he has said about gays. The reason why the world has too many people fighting is because peoples freedom of speach has been taken away, you can't say anthing anymore.
  Peter @ 2013-02-11 1 up,0 down
25% gay is more than enough to work with!
  Vulture @ 2013-02-17 0 up,1 down
Gay. He's a religious lunatic whose absurd beliefs are made more fanatical through the fuel provided by his agonizing super-suppression of his life long homo lust.
  Vulture @ 2013-02-17 0 up,1 down
Gay. He's a religious lunatic whose absurd beliefs are made more fanatical through the fuel provided by his agonizing super-suppression of his life long homo lust.
  Paul @ 2013-02-17 0 up,1 down
Are these people crazy? Of course Chuck Norris is a closeted homosexual. There are reports by TMZ that a couple men have come forward in Texas who have said they have had sexual relations with Chuck. He's totally gay.
  random person @ 2013-02-17 1 up,0 down
You don't call Chuck Norris gay... He calls you gay...
  joe from ottawa @ 2013-02-21 0 up,1 down
chuck norris is definitely gay, he hides it very well though
  z @ 2013-02-22 1 up,0 down
Allowing Gays to live,
With Chuck, you get the impression, that he is above all.
(higher level of understanding, almost a Buddha
sexuality in a yogi is redirected -- with Chuck to clear thinking ? )
  m @ 2013-02-24 1 up,0 down
sounds like jealous to me. jealous of chuck norris
  fred @ 2013-02-24 1 up,0 down
people who are saying he gay are jealous losers
  K.M. @ 2016-02-26 0 up,1 down
There are numerous threads on Datalounge which contain comments about how Chuck Norris, in his early days in Hollywood in the 1960s, was called Butt F*** Chuck because he was more than willing to submit to doing sexual favors for those who could advance his career as an actor. To quote someone who also commented on his sexual escapades and subsequent shrill homophobia, "nothing screams GAY more than an anti-gay, homophobic loudmouth like Chuck Norris".
  michael @ 2016-10-18 0 up,1 down
He overacts his straightness. Must therefor be gay
  @ 2016-12-07 1 up,0 down
Uhhhhhhh.... This is super duper uper cooper pooper lama offensive so uhhhhhhhh..... take it down or kys
  FUK NORRIS @ 2017-07-11 0 up,1 down
i fuking hate c(H)uck norris
 


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